09/10/14Hello Soldier,We were excited and glad to get your letter. I am glad to hear that you are improving and doing well. I have been working on The Tooth Fairy and hope to have it finished in the next few days. Camille is doing good in her after school program. She catches the bus each morning about 8 and doesn't get home until after 6 and twice a week has to be swimming at 7. She has a long busy week just like her big brother! Plus she still goes to tutoring each Saturday. Grand Dudder, along with Auntie Grandma and Camille and myself send our love! I am sending you a couple ...view middle of the document...
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap,The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
Two Soldiers were required to sit through General's Boring speech. After about an hour one soldier looks at the other and says, "my butt is falling asleep." The other one responded and said, "I know, I heard it snore three times."
One summer afternoon a particularly pious Priest was taking a stroll. He came upon a young man about 12 years old. The boy was standing on the corner and he had a small bottle in his hand which he kept tossing up and catching it. The priest said hello and asked the boy: "What do you have there?" The boy responded: "Well Father, I got the most powerful stuff in the world" "How's that?" asked the priest. "Well Father this is Nitro Glycerin." The priest became alarmed and was trying to think of a way to retrieve this dangerous chemical. Finally, he says to the boy - "That's not the most powerful stuff in the world." He reached into his coat pocket and drew out a bottle of Holy Water. Then he said, "This is the most powerful stuff in the world. Why just yesterday, I rubbed some on a woman's tummy and she passed a baby." The boy looked at him and grinned, "Oh yeah? well this morning I rubbed a little bit of this on a cat's ass and he passed a motorcycle."
I will send more next letter.Love you much, love you always!<Enter your text here>Cheers