BREAKING NEWS: Congress Agreed to $1.7 Trillion For Fencers To Protect Border
This morning, Congress agreed to approximately $1.7 trillion dollars for President Trump’s securing the borders of the United States. Although there is the unused fence material left over from former President George W. Bush’s almost successful border securing law of 2006, which he did not finish, the members of Congress and President Trump had a better idea. This idea was such a grand one that they couldn’t pass it up, even the Democrats.
Although President Trump’s campaign during the 2016 presidential election was all for building a monstrous, obnoxious wall along the southern border of the United States, he and Congress came to a better agreement. They came to the conclusion that having professionally trained fencers along the United States' southern border would be far more beneficial than a titanium wall. There will be thousands upon thousands of highly skilled fencers forming t...