SkitNarrator: AmandaDrunk Driver/ Birthday girl (Jasper): MarthaFriend 1(Erin): DanielleFriend 2(Rafael): JoeN: Its a Thursday night, and Jaspers 20th birthday. After a long week of school Jasper and her friends decide to go out to Piccadillys the most exciting bar on Thursday nights!* Jasper, Rafael, and Erin go into bar *E: So Rafael, Jasper, how was the first week of school, because mine was harsh?R: Erin, why are you talking about school? Its Jaspers birthd ...view middle of the document...
However, this presented a problem, which was that Jasper had driven there. Although Jasper was clearly under the influence, she was bound and determined to drive home.J: Cmon guys, lets go! Remember to wear your seatbelts, to take your shoes off before you get in, and DONT PUKE IN THE CAR!!!!!!!E: Jasper, dont be stupid! You cant drive! Youre way to drunk like the rest of us!J: What!E: Im not getting in with you behind the wheel.R: Dont be a closer Erin, get in the car, were leaving* Martha tries to put the key in the ignition *J: I cant get the keys to work. Its a sign. Lets just take a cab. I guess I can pick up my sexy car tomorrow.E: Okay! Great! Ill call the cab.R: Fine, but Im not paying!N: In the wise words of Aristotle, the only difference between beasts and a human is reasoning. Although they drank like beats, they proved they were human by using their reasoning when deciding whether or not to drive under the influence.